How is Ella still standing? The amount she drank this week, it’s a wonder she could speak – let-alone hop from place to place like she did. Why doesn’t she put weight on either? Life’s so unfair. Charity helped her on her way … by throwing her two (teeny, tiny), suitcases at her. Ella: “I’ll […]
Wasn’t it amazing how (in these recessionary times), Roz managed to walk into that Designer’s job? I wouldn’t trust any company who couldn’t even be bothered to ring me to tell me I’d got the job, but incredibly she also managed to instantly fix herself up with a flat – all from one the one […]
Jake’s spent the week in that new theme-park, Leyla-land, where an adult takes you off to Leeds and spends a load of money on you. What kid wouldn’t want that, aye? He still looked miserable as sin though. There’s no pleasing that boy). “If I was your mum I wouldn’t make you do anything you […]
My blood pressure was on the rise as the Trial kicked off. “Aaron Livesy murdered his boyfriend,” the Prosecuting Solicitor announced. No, he didn’t. Once they’d showed jury the video, I just wanted the judge (I still remember her gormless “He didn’t?” replies in this wonderful (short) Victoria Wood sketch from 1987 CLICK HERE TO […]
